The ethics committees of a political party operate as secular versions of the internal courts of a sect. Their function is not to judge impartially, but to preserve the orthodoxy of the group. Just as in a sect doctrinal deviation is punished, in these committees any criticism that breaks party discipline is sanctioned. Transparency is conspicuously absent.
Loyalty Algorithms and Confirmation Bias 🤖
In the technological realm, these committees replicate the confirmation bias of a poorly trained AI model. The input data are the complaints; the weights, the power relationships; and the output, a resolution that reinforces the existing hierarchy. There is no noise filtering or cross-validation. The system is designed to minimize false positives against the leadership and maximize the hit rate in targeting dissidents. It is a feedback loop that only allows one direction.
The Committee That Investigates Less Than Your Antivirus 🐢
These committees have the agility of a 90s computer running Windows Vista. Their investigation process is so slow you could retire before they issue a verdict. However, if the accused is an internal critic, the processing speed accelerates as if it had a quantum SSD. The only evidence admitted is usually a rumor heard in the hallway, with the reliability of a captcha you can't see clearly.