The Generalitat is considering using police force against teachers demanding better working conditions and decent school facilities. While teachers denounce classrooms falling apart, with extreme cold in winter and suffocating heat in summer, the regional government opts for tactics reminiscent of a state of siege instead of listening to their demands.
An educational management algorithm without thermal sensors 🌡️
The Conselleria boasts about its digital school maintenance system, but it does not include IoT sensors to monitor temperature or humidity in classrooms. Meanwhile, teachers use manual thermometers to prove that in winter the correction fluid freezes and in summer the chalk melts. A basic technical solution would be to install air conditioners with remote control, but the budget seems allocated to another type of force: the police.
The new pedagogical tactic: evicting complaints with a baton 🚨
Instead of fixing leaks or installing heating, the Generalitat proposes a practical physics lesson: the force applied to an evicted teacher equals the mass of their banner times the acceleration of the riot police. Students will learn about pressure, but not atmospheric—rather, police pressure. Sure, at least they won't be cold while being thrown out: forced jogging warms you up.