The Curious Algorithm Glitches in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2
In a world where medieval role-playing games are synonymous with shiny armor, sharp swords, and a myriad of epic adventures, Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 has decided that not everything is so straightforward. Dressing in plate armor should earn you respect, right? At least, that's what you'd expect if you're walking through a world where gold and nobility matter. But in this sequel, some players have discovered that, despite being equipped as if they were about to face a dragon, the villagers don't seem impressed. And worst of all: they still treat them like simple farmers!
What Happened to Immersion?
One of the most valued features by fans of the saga is its commitment to offering relentless realism. Eating, sleeping, having bad breath... everything is part of the experience. However, when you see yourself walking through the countryside, with armor that weighs more than your own home, and the NPCs don't even flinch, the immersion spell breaks. It's like going to a costume party and no one noticing you're dressed as a superhero, or worse, asking if you're the waiter. A bit disconcerting, isn't it?
Fans' Theories
Players, always astute, didn't take long to come up with theories. Some believe this glitch is simply an oversight, while others think it's a design decision based on the game's story. In the city of Kuttenberg, where nobles are everywhere, seeing someone dressed as a knight is no big deal. But of course, this approach isn't to everyone's taste. Some even wonder if the artificial intelligence is taking a bit too much liberty!
"How can a bandit with a club challenge a guy with a sword capable of splitting a mountain? The algorithm is on vacation!"
Humor in the Details
The problem with the armor is just one of the details that raises players' eyebrows. While the game strives to offer a realistic experience, situations like the following make players stop and think:
- You carry more metal than a tank, but they still treat you like a novice.
- Bandits dare to challenge you as if you were a peasant, even though you carry a sword that could destroy entire villages.
- NPCs seem immune to the blinding shine of your armor, where's the expected reaction?
- Dialoguing like a commoner while wearing a helmet with real feathers, is this the new medieval fashion?
Is This a Bug or a Lore Feature?
The truth is, more than frustrating, what bothers many players is the lack of recognition for their style. If you're going to walk around in armor so expensive it could pay for a kingdom's entire university education, the least you expect is to be called "sir" instead of a simple "hey you." But, of course, that's not up to you... it's up to the programming. And, apparently, the programming has a lot to learn about medieval fashion.
So, the next time you face a band of bandits with your shiny armor, remember: what really matters isn't respect, but how epic your style looks. Because, in the end, medieval fashion is everything... or almost everything. 🙄