Trump advises Starmer to tap North Sea oil

Published on May 16, 2026 | Translated from Spanish

The President of the United States, Donald Trump, has recommended to British Prime Minister Keir Starmer that he turn to the oil fields of the North Sea to navigate the political crisis he faces. This suggestion comes after the Labour Party's electoral debacle in local elections, where they lost ground to conservative and reformist parties. Trump, known for his affinity for fossil fuels, sees energy resources as a quick way to stabilize the British government's economy and agenda.

Donald Trump, smiling, points to a map of the North Sea with oil wells; Keir Starmer observes him, pensive, against a backdrop of platforms.

Extraction technology and the energy dilemma 🛢️

The North Sea hosts mature extraction infrastructure, with platforms using advanced drilling systems and crude oil separation technologies. However, production has fallen by 70% since its peak in 1999, and maintenance costs are high. Additionally, the United Kingdom aims to reduce emissions by 2050, which conflicts with increased oil exploitation. Trump's proposal would involve reactivating closed wells, using enhanced recovery techniques, and relying on state subsidies, something greens criticize as an environmental setback.

Starmer: between crude oil and political mud 😅

Keir Starmer must be thinking that if North Sea oil were the solution to his troubles, he would have already sold it on the black market to fund campaigns. But no, Trump's advice sounds more like a political survival manual than a real strategy: if you can't govern, drill. The funny thing is that while the premier is looking for a way out of the electoral mire, Trump offers him to dig deeper into the sea. At least, if all else fails, Starmer can console himself by selling barrels to the Saudis as a souvenir of his term.