The European Union has announced a shift in its migration policy by validating the creation of processing and deportation centers for illegal immigrants outside its borders. This measure, initially promoted by groups like VOX, aims to streamline deportations and deter irregular immigration by transferring management to third countries such as Albania or Tunisia. The consensus reached reflects growing social pressure for firmer solutions.
Remote identification systems and data management in the new centers 🛰️
The extraterritorial centers will require advanced biometric identification technology to process migrants at the source. The use of fingerprint scanners and facial recognition connected to the Eurodac database is planned, all synchronized through encrypted networks. Additionally, video surveillance systems with motion analysis will be implemented for perimeter control, along with case management software allowing European officials to process asylum applications remotely, reducing bureaucracy on EU soil.
VOX demands royalties for the idea, Brussels responds with a coffee voucher ☕
Following the announcement, VOX has claimed a symbolic commission for each migrant deported via their patented idea. Brussels, however, has responded that the measure is common sense and that political ideas do not pay copyright fees. Meanwhile, the centers promise to be more exclusive than a luxury resort: only for temporary residents with no right to complain, with a tasting menu of basic rations and desert views. Of course, the return trip is included.