Thoron the Conqueror: The Freelance Hero Nobody Asked For But We All Need
After a well-deserved break (or perhaps just procrastinating like any good freelancer), Thoron the Conqueror returns with three new episodes that prove the life of a self-employed warrior isn't as glamorous as in the history books. Available on the Adult Swim SMALLS YouTube channel, these adventures show that even the worst days can be comedic material... if someone else lives them. 🛡️
"If failure had a world champion, Thoron would have been wearing the belt for seasons"
The Not-So-Epic Life of a Freelance Conqueror
In this new batch of episodes, Thoron teaches us valuable life lessons:
- Being devoured by an apocalyptic creature counts as work experience
- Aliens are worse clients than humans
- A magic crystal can be the only employee benefit
- Gloria is just a pretty word for "they haven't killed me today"
The Brains Behind the Chaos
This animated gem is created by:
- Sean Godsey: Multidisciplinary artist who knows how to turn unpaid bills into comedy
- Nic Collins: Writer who combines wrestling, sushi, and work frustrations
Together, they've achieved the impossible: making the miseries of freelance work seem fun... when they happen to someone else. 🎨
Schedule of Programmed Disasters
The new episodes arrive every Friday starting May 16:
- Nalco the Feared: Because even villains have bad days
- Trials and Tribulations: Thoron's unofficial resume
- Lord of the Conquerors: Irony in its purest form
All available for your masochistic enjoyment on Adult Swim SMALLS, because laughing at someone else's failure is the best antidote to work existential crisis. 😅