Spider-Man: a hero who never learns (and we love him for it)
Good old Peter Parker is about to embark on another cinematic adventure, because apparently suffering once isn't enough. Spider-Man: Brand New Day promises to reset the wall-crawler's life... again. After No Way Home where everyone forgot who he was (including probably his landlord), now the kid will be forced to start from scratch. How original!
"If there's one thing Marvel knows how to do, it's reboot characters until fans lose count"
The most mysterious casting since a masked villain
Liza Colón-Zayas joining the cast has sparked more theories than continuity errors in superhero movies. Although her role remains as secret as Spider-Man's identity, rumors suggest she might play:
- Rio Morales (the obvious choice)
- A female version of the Green Goblin (why not)
- The alternate Aunt May from another universe (Marvel would do it)
Miles Morales: the multiversal elephant in the room
Since Donald Glover mentioned that famous "nephew" in Homecoming, fans haven't stopped wondering when Brooklyn's Spider-Man will appear. With Secret Wars on the horizon, Marvel has the perfect excuse to bring him: a plot hole... I mean, an interdimensional portal!
The possibilities are as infinite as parallel universes:
- That he arrives in an epic cameo
- That he appears in a post-credits scene (Marvel's specialty)
- That they mention him 15 times before showing him (MCU technique)
Peter Parker: the king of new beginnings
Our favorite spandex hero will have to deal with the only thing worse than villains: adult life. Without friends, without support, and probably without wifi (because rent in New York is so expensive), Peter will have to reinvent himself. The positive? At least he won't have to explain why he disappears every other day anymore.
Between homemade suits and existential crises, Brand New Day could be the start of something big... or at least another trilogy. After all, in Marvel, it's never an ending, always a "see you soon."
And so we conclude this profoundly superficial analysis, because in the end the only sure thing is that Spider-Man will keep suffering for our entertainment. Long live the arachnid drama! 🕷️