Joining the Fighters Guild in Oblivion: Before They Split Your Face Open or After? ⚔️
In the vast world of Oblivion Remastered, where bookworms can become archmages and farmers can turn into Dark Brotherhood assassins, there's a place for those who prefer to solve problems with punches. The Fighters Guild is like that neighborhood gym where everyone sweats, grunts, and occasionally gets paid for it. The best part: they don't ask for a physical fitness certificate or prior experience in taking down trolls.
"We don't beat around the bush here: if you can hold a sword without cutting yourself, you already meet the requirements" - says the guild instructor while dodging a poorly aimed axe swing.
Reasons to Sign Up Now (Before You Regret It)
Joining the Fighters Guild in the early levels is like finding a shortcut in the adventurer's life. While other poor souls beg for coins collecting flowers, guild members are already loaded with gold thanks to quests that basically consist of "hit that until it stops moving." Plus, it offers three essential amenities:
- Free bed: Because even heroes need naps.
- Trainers: Who teach you to hit without getting hit (theoretically).
- Trophy cabinet: To show off that you killed something bigger than a prairie dog.
Not Just for Macho Guys with Tree-Trunk Arms
Contrary to popular belief, even the scrawniest mage or the sneakiest thief can benefit. The skills learned here are like that basic self-defense course everyone should know: useful when diplomacy fails. And in Oblivion, diplomacy always fails. 🛡️
The guild also offers narrative advantages. Nothing more epic than the story of a newbie who goes from "how do you hold this sword?" to "I'm the champion of the Imperial Arena" while saving the world between combats. If you join when you're already the hero of Kvatch, the experience loses its charm - it's like when a Nobel Prize winner goes to preschool.
Conclusion for Indecisive Warriors
The Fighters Guild is that early investment that pays off big: gold, experience, and a place to drop dead (literally). Just remember: even though the quests seem simple, never underestimate an enemy... especially if they're wearing iron underwear. 😅
So there you have it, adventurer: if you're going to join a guild, make it this one. At least until the Dark Brotherhood offers better dental insurance. 💀