Absolute Batman Presents a Bane That Makes Hulk Look Small
Gotham City is about to tremble with the arrival of a reinvented Bane in Absolute Batman #9. This is not the villain we knew, but an amplified version that seems to have been lifting buildings instead of weights. 💪 With muscles that defy human anatomy and Venom tubes that look like industrial pipes, this colossus makes his original 90s appearance seem like a beginner's workout.
When Peace Negotiations Turn Violent
The comic presents us with an ironic situation where:
- Leaders try to sign a peace treaty
- Bane appears as the uninvited guest
- Violence erupts faster than a Venom pipe
Like an elephant entering a china shop, Bane proves that sometimes size does matter... especially when it comes to ruining diplomatic treaties.
An Alliance That Will Make Gotham Tremble
To make matters worse, this XXL version of Bane doesn't come alone. His company includes:
- A redesigned Joker that gives nightmares
- Limbs that seem straight out of a Lovecraftian nightmare
- A villainous chemistry that promises trouble for Batman
The curious thing is that not even Bane's co-creator, Graham Nolan, is sure about this new version, though with a humor worthy of a villain, he invites everyone to buy the comic anyway. 🃏
Ark M: The New Breeding Ground for Evil
The plot thickens with the introduction of Ark M, an institution that seems to specialize in:
- Creating custom villains
- Ruining Bruce Wayne's plans
- Giving Alfred extra work
While Batman tries to infiltrate, Bane prepares to prove he's not just a physical threat, but a strategic one too. Though with those muscles, the strategy is probably "break everything."
A Feast for Digital Artists
This extreme redesign is perfect material for:
- Blender fanart that defies the laws of physics
- ZBrush digital sculptures requiring infinite scroll
- Renderings that test the most powerful GPUs
The comic hits stores on June 11th, giving fans and artists plenty of material to be inspired by... or to wonder what they were smoking at DC.
And remember: if your 3D model of this new Bane makes your software crash, it's not a bug... it's artistic realism. 😅